Did you know that it’s a good day to hug your fox? It’s true!
One hundred and seventy-two percent of foxes surveyed* indicated that they are fond of hugs and affection! Also scratching behind their ears!
*Please note that touching a fox without permission is not advised. Survey results may have been skewed by over-exuberant foxes who answered multiple times. We are not responsible for any unintended side effects such as being loved forever, nibbling, inability to remove fur from clothes...
"yeah, it's an oven outside"
*wind starts blowing*
"well, now it's a convection oven"
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